⚠ Certified Profile · Est. 2021

KONPATS
THE GOAT 🐐

self-verified manually self-verified ✨ very official
FAT | Pats FatPats 🌵 Spike Main KonPats135790 KRAAA 🦅
6,767 haters
💬 "Stop crying emoji and cry when I'll get pro and you won't" · 💬 "KRAAA" · 💬 "One day the haters will shut their mouths" (they never did) · 💬 "Like don't be an idiot and don't let him hit you" · 💬 "here are my best stats" · 💬 "Stop crying emoji and cry when I'll get pro and you won't"
OFFICIAL RECORD
KonPats
BR | KonPats
#2R92LR2LG
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🏆 Masters 2
10,051 elo peak
Trophies
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Highest
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3v3 Wins
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Brawlers
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TROPHY ROAD
🏆 Road to 1,000,000
estimated arrival: the heat death of the universe
112,039
/ 1,000,000
0 11.2% — basically there 1,000,000
At this rate
Done in ~2067 🤞
Current milestone
Survive until race weekend
SELF-PROCLAIMED BEST STATS
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PROFILE

Achievements Unlocked

💥
Crashed Into a Wall
Achievement earned through sheer dedication and aggressive spatial unawareness.
×47
Bolt Box? Bolt Box!
Clicked an account-hijack link. Thought it was a Brawler Box. It was not.
×1
The One That Got Away
Missed the WF Janet pin. It will never come back. blue has it. This causes ongoing trauma.
×∞ grief
Masters 2 (Close Enough)
Aimed for Pro. Got Masters 2 at 10k elo. Close. Not close enough. Never mentioned again.
×1
🦅
KRAAA
Said "KRAAA" in chat an unknowable number of times. Origin: unclear. Meaning: unknowable.
×67+
🎯
Expert Tactician
"Like don't be an idiot and don't let him hit you." Proceeded to go 0/6. Textbook.
×1
🏎️
Ferrari Is a Personality
Successfully made Charles Leclerc ~50% of his entire identity. Certified Scuderia citizen.
×ongoing
🔢
67 Is the Only Number
Has an unexplained cosmic alignment with the number 67. Cannot be reasoned with about this.
#67
Certified Spike Main
Mains Spike since account creation (2021). Will mention Spike unprompted in any conversation.
S-Tier
Twitter Addict (Aware, Unfazed)
Posts on X/Twitter daily. Aware it is a problem. Has made zero effort to address this.
×daily
👑
Self Proclaimed 1v1 God
Claims the throne. Evidence remains under active investigation. ~7 devastating screenshots exist.
disputed
🤝
SpenLC Simp
"You are the best spen i hope u get pro this season #KeepBrawlAlive" — KonPats, publicly
public record
Mico Ammo Steal in Heist
Used Mico—his second most hated brawler—in Heist to steal ammo. The cognitive dissonance alone deserves recognition.
ironic
One day the haters will shut their mouths
They never did. Documented prophecy failure. Quote on record since approximately forever.
pending
🎮
103 Brawlers Owned
Collected 103 brawlers. Still mains only Spike. The other 102 are decoration.
103/103
🔥
Winstreak of 36
36 wins in a row. Historical. Will not be discussed alongside the 0/6 Glowbert incident.
×36
⏱️
Forza Horizon 6 Full-Time Employee
Has logged enough FH6 hours to qualify for benefits. The living room is legally a racetrack now.
physician
concerned
🔢
The #67 Conspiracy Theorist
Actively finds the number 67 in every score, date, and timestamp. Cannot be convinced this is coincidence.
×always
🔧
Pam's #1 Hater
Documented, certified, irrational hatred for a fictional brawler. Will bring up Pam unprompted in any conversation.
certified
💙
blue's Favorite Project
Has an entire website lovingly dedicated to roasting him. blue spent hours on this. KonPats is, objectively, the main character.
meta
🎖️
Actually Gone Pro
???
🔒 locked
INCIDENT REPORT · DISCORD ORB

The Duck Bundle Incident

KonPats gave blue his Discord account so blue could do orb quests for him. The goal: the Duck Bundle. The cost: whatever remained of his online security.
He got the bundle. But at what cost? Wet bread slimed him. The account was returned. The dignity was not.
💡 Account security tip: maybe don't give your Discord to someone named "blue"
SOCIAL MEDIA

The Twitter Tab

always open · @KonPats09
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@KonPats09 · Apr 17, 2026
@Charles_Leclerc pls ily
View on X · normal behaviour
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@KonPats09 · Apr 15, 2026
I ❤️ Brawl Stars
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@KonPats09 · Apr 15, 2026
@SpenLC thanks for the carry (I'm terrible at pierce). Hope you get that pro. You're the best #KEEPBRAWLALIVE
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@KonPats09 · Apr 15, 2026
You are the best spen i hope u get pro this season #KeepBrawlAlive
View on X · certified spen fan
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@KonPats09 · May 18, 2025
You will pay, Ferrari 🔪
View on X · plot twist: he still loves them
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@KonPats09 · Mar 23, 2025
Fuck Ferrari
View on X · said every season at least twice
"Stop crying emoji and cry when I'll get pro and you won't" · "One day the haters will shut their mouths" (they never did) · "Like don't be an idiot and don't let him hit you" · "KRAAA" · "here are my best stats" · @Charles_Leclerc pls ily · "Stop crying emoji and cry when I'll get pro and you won't" · "One day the haters will shut their mouths" (they never did) · "KRAAA"